God gave man a brain
On the back, facing away from the phone, it reads:
"God gave man a brain and a penis but only enough blood to run one at a time"
On the front where the phone rests, it reads:
"The ideal man doesn't flirt, doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't gamble and doesn't exist..."
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